The Best Weed Jokes To Tell To Your Friends

Being the friend with the best jokes always feels great, doesn’t it? If your running low on hilarious jokes, than your come to the right place. We’re telling you the best weed jokes that are guaranteed to make your friends crack up.

What are the best weed jokes?

These days every laugh counts. When times are tough, humor is the number one thing that can lighten the mood and lift people’s spirits. Tell these weed jokes to your family, friends, and anyone else with an awesome sense of humor.

1. How can you stay thin when the munchies hit? Start counting carbs.
2. How much weed does it take to relax? Just a dab
3. I think I read that smoking weed causes short term memory loss, but I kind of forget.
4. Why was the father so angry when he and his wife got divorced? She got joint custody.
5. “Excuse me waiter, this bread tastes like weed.” “Yea, it was baked this morning.”
6. What did the Chinese singer do after smoking weed? He Shanghai.
7. I told the medical marijuana doctor that my friend reefered me.
8. I was watching a show on marijuana last night. I really enjoyed it, I think that’s how I’ll watch all shows from now on.
9. What did Mr. Weed say to Mrs. Weed when she asked if her jeans made her look fat? “I’ll be blunt…”
10. My brother and I sell marijuana. We keep our money in a joint account.

What are some cheesy weed jokes?

1. I have a bank account I use for my weed purchases. I call it my joint bank account.
2. We should open a donut shop next to a dispensary. We could call it glaze and confused.
3. The surgeon general has warned us not to run while smoking weed. It’s hard on your joints.
4. Why don’t they just call marijuana dispensaries ‘Grass stations’ instead?
5. If a marijuana dispensary gets flooded, is that considered high water?

We hope these weed jokes can help lighten the mood for the remainder of your 2020. Did you try out any of these weed jokes? How did the crowd react? Leave us a comment down below!