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30 Funny Stoner Questions To Contemplate While High

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Cannabis opens the mind in ways that are only possible with, well, cannabis. How else would we ponder life’s great questions like, ‘what is the meaning of my existence?’ and more simple questions like, ‘what does water taste like?’ We admit, sometimes the questions we stoners wonder are ridiculous, but they’re still fun to think about while high. The next time you’re high, we’re sure you’ll have hundreds of ideas and questions pop into your mind, but incase your mind goes blank, check out these 30 funny stoner questions to contemplate while high.

 

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Do you ever wonder why you need to clean your towel if the towel cleans you?

30 funny stoner questions to contemplate while high

  1. Why do you park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
  2. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
  3. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
  4. When you get a cold, why is your temperature so high?
  5. If people evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys still exist?
  6. Why are cookies called cookies, and bacon called bacon, if we bake cookies and cook bacon?
  7. Do clothes that were made in China say ‘made around the corner?’
  8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?
  9. If you crash a car on purpose, is it still an accident?
  10. If oranges are called oranges, why aren’t lemons called yellows?
  11. Why isn’t a group of squids called a squad?
  12. If Mary had Jesus and Jesus was the son of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
  13. If life is unfair to everyone, does that make it fair?
  14. If it’s 0 degrees today and it’s going to be twice as warm tomorrow, what will the temperature be?
  15. When you erase a word with a pencil eraser, where does it go?
  16. Are pets called pets because we pet them? Or do we pet them because they’re called pets?
  17. Why do you drink a drink but you don’t food a food?
  18. If two vegans are arguing, is it still called beef?
  19. What color are mirrors?
  20. Why do they call it an apartment if they’re built together?
  21. Who taught the first teacher?
  22. At one point you were the youngest person on earth.
  23. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  24. If two mind readers read each other’s minds, who’s mind are they reading?
  25. How do you throw away a garbage can?
  26. Why do our noses run but our feet smell?
  27. Who invented words?
  28. Why is it called a building when it’s already built?
  29. If milk is 2%, what’s the other 98%?
  30. Is the ‘S’ or the ‘C’ silent in ‘scent’?

 

30 Funny Stoner Questions To Contemplate While High
If you’re looking for cannabis strains that will give you a case of the giggles, check out the ones below.

Weed strains to get your brain thinking

You’ll probably need some strong weed to get you high enough to contemplate these funny stoner questions. Check out these cannabis strains that are guaranteed to take you to another galaxy and really get your brain thinking.

Wedding Crashers X Runtz

Wedding Crashers X Runtz is just as amazing as you’d expect! This beautiful flower contains the best attributes from both of its parent strains. With potent effects, Wedding Crashers X Runtz delivers a heavy headed euphoria coupled with relaxing body effects. Users can enjoy smooth vanilla flavors and a fruity aftertaste.

Hypnotic Cookies

Hypnotiq Cookies is an extremely sought after strain due to its uplifting effects. A few hits of this hybrid and you’ll be transported to a land of complete euphoria and happiness. It’s a great choice for daytime smokers and those looking for an afternoon pick-me-up. Enjoy sweet, berry flavors and a hint of spice in every puff of this unique strain.

Pink Dream

Pink Dream is famous for its super gorgeous appearance and tasty flavors. As you smoke this hybrid strain, you’ll enjoy sweet berry flavors with hints of juicy grapefruit. Expect to experience happy, relaxing, and euphoric effects.

Zookies

Zookies is a hybrid strain that delivers a level headed high with euphoric effects. Smoke this strain at anytime of day for immediate stress relief and relaxation. You’ll enjoy a light, sweet flavor with earthy undertones as soon as you light up.

 

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